Post by Joanna on Mar 1, 2015 19:07:21 GMT -5
Bizarre Medical 'Cures' of the Past
The history of medicine is filled with stories of strange tonics, outlandish remedies and curious “cures” and following are 15 of the grossest and most bizarre:
Dead Mouse Paste. Who would put a dead mouse in their mouth? Ancient Egyptians did in the hope that doing so would ease toothache pain. In some cases, mashed mouse was blended with other ingredients and the resulting poultice was applied to the painful spot. Egyptians weren't the only ones big on mouse cures. In Elizabethan England, one remedy for warts was to cut a mouse in half and apply it to the offending spot. (The Elizabethans also ate mice – fried or baked in pies.) Mice were also used to treat whooping cough, measles, smallpox and bed-wetting.
Sheep Liver Diagnosis. With no blood tests or X-rays, how did ancient healers diagnose illness? In Mesopotamia (modern-day Iraq), practitioners made their diagnoses not by inspecting the patient, but by examining the livers of sacrificed sheep. At the time, the liver was thought to be the source of human blood and hence, the source of life itself. Clay models of sheep livers have been found dating as far back as 2050 BC.
Hemiglossectomy. What’s the best treatment for stuttering? Doctors in the 18th and 19th centuries often cut off half the stutter’s tongue. Hemiglossectomy is still done today, but as a treatment for oral cancer. And now, of course, it’s done under general anesthesia, which wasn't the case back in the day. And pain was the only problem, the treatment didn’t work,and some patients bled to death.
Crocodile Dung. Think condoms are a drag? In ancient Egypt, the contraceptive of choice was crocodile dung. Dried dung was inserted into the vagina, the idea being that it would soften as it reached body temperature to form an impenetrable barrier. Other contraceptive “pessaries” used back in the day included tree sap, lemon halves, cotton, wool, sea sponges and elephant dung.
Clysters. Clysters – the archaic word for enemas – are thought to have been used since ancient times. They were particularly fashionable from the 17th through the 19th centuries. Wealthy people used them to treat constipation (which enemas can help) as well as a variety of other complaints, for which they are useless. A typical clyster might contain warm water mixed with salt, baking soda or soap. Some doctors added coffee, bran, herbs, honey or chamomile to the mix. In high society, enemas became enormously popular among aristocratic hypochondriacs, who would take several scented enemas a day. During his time on the throne, Louis XIV of France is said to have had more than 2,000 enemas.
Powder of Sympathy. Seventeenth century medicine can seem a bit crazy to modern people, but perhaps nothing seems wackier than Sir Kenelm Digby's “Powder of Sympathy.” The powder was intended as a treatment for a very specific injury: rapier wounds. It was made of earthworms, pigs brains, iron oxide (rust) and bits of mummified corpses ground into a powder. The powder was applied not to the wound itself but to the offending weapon. Digby believed the strange concoction would somehow encourage the wound itself to heal via a process called “sympathetic magic.”
Arsenic. Today, arsenic may be a well-known poison, but for centuries it was used as a medicine – and still is to some degree. In traditional Chinese medicine, arsenic is known as Pi Shuang. Arsenic was also a key ingredient in many patent medicines, including Fowler's Solution, a purported cure for malaria and syphilis in use from the late 18th century until the 1950s. Another arsenic-containing patent medicine, Donovan’s Solution, was used to treat arthritis and diabetes. Victorian women also used arsenic as a cosmetic.
Moldy Bread. Moldy bread has been used to disinfect cuts as far back as ancient Egypt. But what may sound crazy makes some sense. As Louis Pasteur famously discovered, certain fungi are known to block the growth of disease-causing bacteria. Think penicillin.
Snake Oil. Snake oil hasn't always been a euphemism for quack medical treatments. For centuries, oil from the Chinese water snake was an actual treatment used in traditional Chinese medicine to relieve joint pain. In fact, it’s still used today. Snake oil seems to have been brought to America by Chinese laborers who worked on the Transcontinental Railroad. This was backbreaking work and the laborers are believed to have rubbed the oil on their aching joints. We know today that snakes are a rich source of eicosapentaenoic acid (EPA) an omega-3 fatty acid that has anti-inflammatory properties.
Urine Diagnosis. In Medieval Europe, doctors often diagnosed their patients on the basis of uroscopy. Sounds scientific, but it really amounted to nothing more than having a look at the patient’s urine. In fact, holding a flask of urine against the light was as much a symbol of medicine in Medieval times as a white coat and stethoscope are today. Some patients delivered a sample in person, while others simply sent the doc a sample. Doctors would observe the urine's smell, consistency – and even its taste.
Vin Mariani. In 1863, Italian chemist Angelo Mariani came up with a healing tonic containing red wine treated with coca leaves. Vin Mariani, as the brew was known, was a hit – perhaps not surprising, as coca leaves contain cocaine. Ads claimed the drink was endorsed by 8,000 doctors and was ideal for “overworked men, delicate women and sickly children.” It was enjoyed by Thomas Edison, Queen Victoria, the Czar of Russia, Pope Saint Pius X and Pope Leo XIII, who even appeared in an ad for the tonic and awarded it a gold medal. Vin Mariani sold briskly in the United States, where it helped inspire a certain John S. Pemberton to come up with a similar product called Coca-Cola.
Crystal Meth. Adolf Hitler was a hypochondriac and his doctor regularly injected him with vitamins – sometimes laced with methamphetamine (aka crystal meth). As one observer remarked, the injections helped keep Hitler “fresh, alert, active and immediately ready for the day ... cheerful, talkative, physically active and tending to stay awake long hours into the night.” Albert Speer considered the Furher's crystal meth addiction one reason for his rigid tactics in the later stages of World War II when he would refuse to allow troops to retreat even under the most dire circumstances.
Paraffin Wax. Today, doctors use Botox and collagen to rejuvenate faces. Back in the 19th century, some doctors used injections of paraffin to smooth out wrinkles. Paraffin was also injected into women's breasts in an early attempt at breast augmentation. But the practice fell out of favor – and for good reason. It caused formation of hard, painful lumps known as paraffinomas.
Gonads. In the early 1900s, John Brinkley became one of the richest doctors in America, despite having no medical qualifications. He claimed he could cure impotence, infertility and other sexual problems by surgically implanting goat testicles into a man’s scrotum. The surgery had no scientific merit, was extremely dangerous and many patients died.
Farts in a Jar. In the Middle Ages, some doctors believed “like cures like.” So when confronted by the Black Death – thought at the time to be caused by deadly vapors – they were convinced the key to fighting the disease was to use a bit of “therapeutic stink.” Some doctors and other “authorities” urged people to keep goats in the house. Others recommended flatulence stored in jars. Each time the deadly pestilence appeared in the neighborhood, people were to open the jars and take a whiff. Sounds funny now, but the plague was no joke. Between 1348 and 1350, it killed 30 to 60 percent of Europe's population, but, alas, the stinky jars did not help.
Sources: Why You Should Store Your Farts in a Jar by David Haviland; and "Weird Cures of the Past," Strange History.