As anyone in the paranormal realm can tell you, all the good ghosts are either married or into the poltergeist scene. So where's a single spirit supposed to meet that special specter? Grab a Ouija board and tell it to check out GhostSingles.com, a dating website for lonely phantasms looking for a posthumous pal. Offering profiles for both male and female ghosts, the site allows spirits aged 18 to 1,000+ to describe themselves and divulge how they died ("horribly," "tragically," "mysteriously" or "suddenly"). But realizing those long gone could still be new to the dating otherworld, GhostSingles offers up tips like "Don't kiss on the first date. Don't kiss ever, in fact, because your faces just pass through each other, and it's really weird for both parties."