Post by Joanna on May 20, 2015 2:18:24 GMT -5
Poltergeist 2015 House for Sale
An amusing ad tie-in for the new Poltergeist remake has put the famously haunted home up for sale. Sure, the usual realtor smarm is there –"charming," "contemporary," "lots of potential" – but close readers will find the listing is delightfully up front about the house's unique history.
If you scroll down to "crimes near this home" on Trulia, you'll find the house has had more than one paranormal peculiarity. There were casualties. And OK, OK, an apparition or two might hang around. There may have been a tree assault involving a child, too. But it's the perfect house for a family looking for a starter home!
The listing is chock-ful of Easter egg hints, cheekily letting the reader in on the house's back story in relation to the movie. ("Housing development is built on a site with a lot of history.") The map even flickers in and out, making it seem like a ghost could jump out from the screen. Check it out for yourself to see how many subtle references you can find. Oh, and if you put down an offer, now might be a good time for your family to go TV-free.
1295 Brimstone Ave., Willow Point, Illinois: Charming, contemporary two-story single-family home with 3 beds, 2.5 baths, separate office – and lots of potential! Built in 1982 in the lovely Cuesta Verde housing development, the ideal neighborhood for any growing family. Spacious living room with an open layout, perfect for entertaining numerous guests, complete with spectacular bay windows with arched glass panels and a modern brick fireplace. Inviting French doors lead to an office/family den.
The 2nd floor has more than you might expect. The upstairs master retreat is the perfect oasis from disturbances, with picturesque bay windows that let in plenty of sunshine ... to brighten the darkness. Plus large walk-in closet featuring built-in organization units. More surprises await around every corner. The second bedroom has a deep closet-space – almost like stepping into another world. The third bedroom also functions as guest room for overnight visitors. Most attics feel cold and creepy, but this one is easily converted to a playroom or cozy fourth bedroom. Upstairs bedrooms are watched-over by beautiful, towering willow trees, which provide an extra layer of privacy.
Two-car garage with built-in cabinets for storage and space for washer/dryer. Huge backyard with only one neighboring house makes it feel secluded and cut off from the hustle and bustle. Housing development is built on a site with a lot of history. Some fixer-uppers can be a nightmare, but you won’t regret buying this one. Unique curb appeal draws you in and once you step inside, you’ll never leave. HIGHLY-MOTIVATED SELLER is eager to put you into your DREAM HOME. For the family wanting the perfect starter home, IT’S HERE! And it could be yours for $270,666.
Sources: Kristina Monllos, AdWeek, May 15, 2015, and Trulia.
