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Post by Graveyardbride on May 6, 2015 5:27:50 GMT -5
High Weirdness at Bigfoot ConferenceBREMERTON, Wash. – Bigfoot’s real. They’ve seen it.
But, why aren’t there any clear photos of Bigfoot? Because Bigfoot has a cloaking capability. It can be visible or invisible, if and when it wants.
Okay, but why hasn’t anyone found bones or fossils? Because Bigfoot is inter-dimensional – it lives in another dimension, but sometimes comes to ours.
That’s ridiculous, how would Bigfoot cross dimensions? Easy. Portals. Portals guarded by furry creatures with glowing eyes.
Right, So why hasn’t anyone taken a photo of a portal? Duh, because portals only appear at night and disappear when exposed to light.
This according to researchers at the Bigfoot Habituation Research Conference April 24-26 at the Baymont Inn and Suites in Bremerton.
The conference was attended by more than 100 people and featured over a dozen speakers, including Bob Gimlin of the famous Patterson-Gimlin Film. The 1967 film supposedly captures Bigfoot walking in Bluff Creek, California. Gimlin, 84, kicked off the conference by recounting his tale of Bigfoot and then posed for pictures and flirted with female fans. “I’m honored to get all of this,” Gimlin said of the attention.
The conference was led and organized by Matthew “Dr. J” Johnson, a 53-year-old psychologist from Puyallup who has been “Bigfooting” since his first encounter in 2000. At 6-feet 9-inches tall and 300 pounds, Dr. J is a mammoth of a man. Throw on a Chewbacca costume and he might be Bigfoot. He’s been championing the habituation Bigfooting, a passive, Jane Goodall-style approach to finding the mythical creatures, for several years now.
Dr. J shocked many in attendance when he told a story explaining why Bigfoot is so elusive. In short, he said Bigfoot is an inter-dimensional being that travels through portals which are guarded by short, furry creatures with glowing red eyes, and then once Bigfoot is in our dimension, it has the ability to cloak itself, rendering it invisible. One night, a Bigfoot even spoke to Dr. J in a dream. “The adolescent male (Bigfoot) says ‘It’s okay, that’s just a portal and those are two guardians who are making sure you guys don’t go into the portal, so they’re scaring you away,’” Dr. J said. “Portals are real, ladies and gentlemen, I’m not making this crap up.”
At least one local Bigfooter found Dr. J’s story dubious. “I don’t go in for the cloaking and inter-dimensional stuff,” said Patrick Cooper. “I’m only interested in the physical nature of Sasquatch.”Source: Peter O’Cain, The Patriot Reporter, May 1, 2015.
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Post by steve on May 7, 2015 0:34:15 GMT -5
A hairy man-beast and an inter-dimensional creature are two different things. I can't believe someone who calls himself a Bigfoot expert would say something like this. Maybe he's getting senile.
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Post by Sam on May 7, 2015 4:36:43 GMT -5
I've heard about Bigfoot being an inter-dimensional creature, but I never knew that the people who claimed to be Bigfoot experts believed it. I've always thought that Bigfoot was an actual animal, not some kind of supernatural being.
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Post by jason on May 10, 2015 1:17:02 GMT -5
Far out!
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Post by Isbeau on Aug 21, 2019 23:50:41 GMT -5
The story of the psychologist who saw Bigfoot had to be the best thing you could imagine. I loved that story.
I got a new TV hookup where I can watch YouTube and search on command so I looked up that old story from 2000. Then I saw this guy and it took me a while to realize they were the same guy.
Getting back into this “field”, I consider Johnson the biggest news story in Bigfoot. The real stories, whether paranormal or not, are found online.
The other big one is YouTube’s MK Davis’ recent debunk of the Patterson-Gimlin film. He showed a cut in the early frames where the camera goes further away instead of closer, and shows an object emerging from the creature’s left hip which I think has to be a canteen of water, and the feet dragging in the sand and flipping it up.
Unfortunately because MK spent years enhancing the film to show supposed muscle movement, fat deposits, and hand movement, etc. to prove authenticity, instead of saying the film was a hoax, he’s going with the Bluff Creek Conspiracy involving a covered-up massacre of a group of Sasquatch!
You won’t hear about that in the mainstream Bigfoot news.
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Post by steve on Aug 22, 2019 10:08:21 GMT -5
The story of the psychologist who saw Bigfoot had to be the best thing you could imagine. I loved that story. I got a new TV hookup where I can watch YouTube and search on command so I looked up that old story from 2000. Then I saw this guy and it took me a while to realize they were the same guy. Getting back into this “field”, I consider Johnson the biggest news story in Bigfoot. The real stories, whether paranormal or not, are found online. The other big one is YouTube’s MK Davis’ recent debunk of the Patterson-Gimlin film. He showed a cut in the early frames where the camera goes further away instead of closer, and shows an object emerging from the creature’s left hip which I think has to be a canteen of water, and the feet dragging in the sand and flipping it up. Unfortunately because MK spent years enhancing the film to show supposed muscle movement, fat deposits, and hand movement, etc. to prove authenticity, instead of saying the film was a hoax, he’s going with Bluff Creek Conspiracy involving a covered-up massacre of a family of Sasquatch! You won’t hear about that in the mainstream Bigfoot news.
Does Canada have any Bigfoot or other creature conferences? I don't see any on this year's creature list.
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Post by Isbeau on Aug 23, 2019 14:25:17 GMT -5
You'd think so. I can't find any.
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Post by kitty on Aug 23, 2019 17:34:18 GMT -5
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Post by Isbeau on Aug 24, 2019 0:05:53 GMT -5
Henry Franzoni put up the first Bigfoot forum on the internet and now he can't go on it anymore because he now thinks it's inter-dimensional. On the flip-side, the "true" believers, at the end of the last decade after using original film and modern software to enhance the P/G film, had to resort to a Canadian government conspiracy theory and Bigfoot massacre to explain away what now looks like a phony story of how the film was taken and what the subject of the film was. The timelines were proven wrong and the idea that it was a primitive ape-like creature was debunked, if you believe what the enhancements show including a shoulder strap and something hanging from it's side that the "creature" is trying to control. Why aren't they telling the truth? It can't be because it's a man in a costume. It must be because they found out it was human and not an ape and the Canadian government, logging companies and academia conspired to cover it up. It makes sense to me. www.cryptozoonews.com/massacre-mess/www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZeujL5EfK0 |
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